Immortal Kindergarten™ GOES ON THE MOTHER OF ALL FIELD TRIPS!!!

Kumbha Mela 2010

Immortality is going mainstream, and we’re going with it.  This is the year of the Kumbha Mela in Haridwar, India.  Between February and April of 2010, 50,000,000 people will pass through the small town on the banks of the Ganges to cast off their mortal skins and bathe in the nectar of immortality.

This festival of Immortality takes place every 12 years in Haridwar, and has been magnetizing many a soul for thousands of years.  The teachers of Immortal Kindergarten™ have been feeling the irresistible pull of this historical gathering and are poised to bring the action to our baby immortal classroom.  It is our way of introducing potential Immortal Kindergarteners to a pool of Immortal Doctoral Candidates, so to speak, and share how other cultures view Immortality Consciousness as commonplace.

The IKT (Immortal Kindergarten Teachers) will arrive in Haridwar on April 11, a few days ahead of the culminating Royal Bath on April 14.  The Mela will continue until April 28, 2010, only to return in 2022.  We will be elbowing with holy men, saints, gurus, sadhus and the general populace while broadcasting footage daily via our YouTube Channel, ImmortalKindergarten.  (http://www.youtube.com/user/ImmortalKindergarten)

Immortal Kindergarten™ is a finishing school for Immortals and a Playground for Awakening Beings. We travel the globe sharing simple practices to support a lifestyle of total health and happiness.  Our teachings include a living foods lifestyle, breathplay, temple fire, conscious bathing, natural prosperity, and a joyous approach to the human experience, and can be accessed via our books, workshops, and retreats, and this is our message to each person we encounter:

“You are entitled to a divine experience in the human body–fully alive, awake, conscious, healthy, wealthy and certain of your right to be here.”

In honor of the Kumbha Mela, we are offering our legendary “Yes To Immortality” Course ONLINE for only $297.  It is an at-home immersion in the natural immortal lifestyle designed to strengthen life urges and liberate minds.

Contact:  Tanya Parker and Coach Selby

http://www.immortalkindergarten.com

(206) 338-0762 [fax and voicemail]

email: immortalkindergarten@gmail.com

A complete bio, mission statement and press photos are available upon request.

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An Abundance of Matter

Baby Immortals,

Does all this ado about outliving death make you feel…(yawn)…sleepy?

We understand.

The ego, a term we use synonymously with death urges and self-sabotage, has no interest in keeping you awake to process information that might unravel it’s tightly knit labors.

Why bring light to the shadows it spends all its time trying to protect you from?

The ego’s job is to ensure that you Survive, and for that we owe it a great deal of love, praise and gratitude.

But survival is a ceiling we must be willing to go past, look beyond and ask–

“What are we surviving FOR?”

Life is an exquisite project of remembering and acquiring more insight into the self and its world through observation.

Together we make more sense of the universe and the human experience.

We’ve learned that the Earth is round, that we revolve around the sun, and that we are subject to a force we’ve named gravity.

Likewise, it has been seeping into our collective awareness that the ceiling we call death is like a set of training wheels that, eventually, we have the option to remove.

This area of thought is The Last Tabu.

I’m not sure why people reacted so violently to the idea that the planet was not flat, but I do know that toying with the giant “Get Out of Jail Free” card of death in people’s imagination provokes a marvelous fireworks display.

The body is not the cage for the spirit that we have conditioned ourselves to believe.  It is a location, a center, that allows us to interface with all that the universe has to offer.

Everyone on the planet has gone through the strenuous task of condensing into the material realm, yet again.  Now that we’re here we can choose to use this lifetime to puuuuush our understanding deeper than we have previously, affording ourselves a glimpse of the miraculous potential our body temples have in store.

These are the first steps:

Reconciling yourself with the body…

Recognizing the unseen ways that the illusion of death cripples your ultimate potential…

Releasing your attachment to the idea of death like a baby relinquishing its pacifier, at last, when the moment is right.

Then the fun begins…

You take the first sweet breath of levity, sipping in the heady potential of your own divinity, the will and capacity to go on forever that is your inheritance, your legacy and your birthright.

And you get high.

And with each breath you get higher.

And this will go on and on and on into infinity.

Living forever is not the point.  It is the condition of a mind that knows it is immortal that interests us.

Imagine that you could resolve all your pains, forgive all your grievances, and manifest every last one of your desires and then some.

Then could you conceive of staying?

We go back into the womb over and over again each time the illusion of separation takes over.

The loving, benevolent divine mother takes us in, restores our innocence and says
“let’s do it again, baby”.

No rush, no points taken off, no questions asked–like one of those tremendous 100% guarantees.

What we’re aiming at now is spiritual maturity.

What does the divine mother reveal to us when we decide to master the living art of staying with the body we have?

This is a question that piques my soul’s curiosity, as it senses that in exchange for reserving the tremendous energetic and material resources expended in repeating the process of incarnation, it is granted an equal amount of energy to expand and illuminate in new ways.

Universal Credit, or better yet–Cosmic Gold…

All this and more is embedded in the crystalline waters of Immortality Consciousness.

This is the adventure which we invite you to begin.

Sense the divine mother and father surrounding you, supporting you, coaxing you into deeper waters of your own being.

Know that you can swim, you can float, you can breathe underwater.

Know that you are home.

In Truth, Simplicity and Love,

Tanya & Selby

the IKT

http://immortalkindergarten.com/landofthefree

Immortal Cashew

There is nothing to fear.  Not even death.  Turns out we have more options than we thought.

Over the pass few weeks, I have been looking gently into the unconscious death urge.

What is the unconscious death urge, why does it exist and what can I do about it?

If you are alive, then at some point in your life you have faced the unconscious death urge. We all must go through this healing.

The unconscious death urge can show up as a freak accident, a disease, or an emotional upset gone too far– to the point of hurting yourself.

It is responsible for self-sabotage and failure of business, marriages, or mental and physical health, and all kinds of human suffering and misery.
This invisible urge toward our own death is the source of depression, victim-consciousness, fear, hate and prejudice, violence, war, disease, hopelessness, helplessness, homicide as well as suicide.
The unconscious death urges basically comes from our first teachers– parents and community leaders.

We learn about death from  the environment we’re born into.

The well-intentioned people who raise us share with us a false belief that death is inevitable and a part of life. And most of us just accept this as the only possible explanation of how life works.

We live with our understanding of death by suppressing it.

The funny thing about living with death is that it’s not easy to ignore.   All the energy we expend in keeping death out of our awareness collects and explodes in the form of accidents, illness, negative relationships, pessimism, depression and countless other symptoms.  The ‘unconscious death urge’ is  powerful because most people are not aware that it exists.   Once you begin to become conscious of the ways that you have embodied death consciousness you will be better able to redirect this energy towards life rather than towards death.

We are not totally aware of the life urge of our death urges… we are in denial about the reality of death ( which isn’t the only reality available to us ) and so that belief continues to be more suppressed — thus developing an even stronger life urge of its own.

Take sudden death, for example.  What has really happened is that the person’s death urge has won out completely, with the obvious outcome of death.

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It has been said – the only way to overcome death is to outlive it…

We outlive death by doing the purification practices that are easy and available to all.

How can I do this, you might ask?
Learn the practices using the elements of fire, earth, water and air.

Fire especially is a key natural element to help you unravel the negativity of the unconscious death urge and burn it away… The element of Fire helps you to let go of death and dying.

We cover this in more detail in our “YES to Immortality”  E-course, and provide you with a step by step system to getting free of your death sentence.  Learn how to go from ‘life after death’ to ‘life instead of death’.

Please visit our enrollment headquarters today:  http://immortalkindergarten.com/enroll

P.S.  The cost of awareness is responsibility. Becoming aware that your repressed feelings around death are responsible for 100% of your self-sabotaging behavior carries the responsibility of shifting those behaviors to support your life.  Immortal Kindergarten is here to help you start that process.

P.P.S.  Responsibility = Your ability to respond.   Our role is to assist your ability to respond.  Learn the practices we teach to get waaaaaaaay in front of your unconscious death urge, once and for all.